Gherkin
Relatives of a Gher

Gladiator
How a monster felt after lunch

Goal Mouth
Someone shouting from behind the nets

Goblet
A small turkey

Gondolier
When you've wiped the grin off your face

Gossip
Letting the chat out of the bag

Granary
A home for grannies

Green Belt
Something which holds your pants up with recycled materials

Gripe Water
The sort of rain that make people complain