TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters.TheyWere all getting married within a short time peroid.Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon wuth a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.The card said nothing but "NESCAFE".Mom puzzeld at first,but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.It said:"Good till the last drop".Mom blushed,but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and the card read:"Benson & Hedges".Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes,and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra long,King size".She was again slighty embarrassed,but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean,Mom waited for a week,nothing.Another week went by,and still,nothing.Then,after a whole month,a card finally arrived.Writen on it,in shaky handwriting,were the words:"British Airways".Mom took out her latest Harper`s Bazaar magazine,flipped through the pages,fearing the worst,and finally found the ed for the airline.The ad said:"Three times a day,seven days a week,both ways."Mom fainted