The titanic is sinking and everybody is in Panic running and yelling.
How long is land from here? asks a German to an Indian
'Just under a kilometer' was the reply.
'Is it all! and these fools are running panicked, I as well any good swimmer can easily swim more than that distance'.
He jumbs down into the sea and asks the Indian,
'which direction? Eastwards or Westwards?'
"Downwards!' was the reply.