Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.

Frnd: Y?

Srdr: Got upper berth.

Frnd:Y u didn't xchng?

Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..



Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there.............

Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there



A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?

He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!