The Californian and The Texan
adult

A Californian flew out to Texas to look at some property for sale. After landing at the airport, he drove out to the ranch and met the ranch hand that was going to show him the property.

The Texan saddled up a couple of horses and the two of them rode off across the range. After riding a while, they found themselves up on a ridge, and looking down, spotted a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.

The Texan looked at the Californian and said "I'd better take care this".

So he got off his horse, walked down to the sheep, dropped his pants and took care of business.

Looking back at the Californian, he said "Hey, you want some of this?"

The Californian shook his head yes, got off his horse, dropped his pants and put his head in the fence.