Doctor Wong's Diagnosis: A little Chinese boy was having problems attracting the attention of the opposite sex, so his mother decided to seek professional advice. She went to doctor Wong and asked to have him examined. --- Doctor Wong told the little boy to undress and stand in the middle of the room under a bright light. Doctor Wong stood behind him and told him to bend forward and place his head between his legs. --- AH! exclaimed doctor Wong. I see the plobrem..the little ferrow has Zachary's dise ase. --- Zachary's disease? enquired the little boy's mother. --- Yes! Zachary's disease, said Dr Wong......his face looks exzachary like his bum.