Ok, hey guys, have you ever wondered what those personal ads of women really meant? Did you ever have trouble picturing the woman from the ads? Well wonder no more, here is your dictionary to personal ads posted by women....I don't know if it was posted earlier, but anyway enjoy!!!!!!!!!

ADS Description..: Real Meaning

30ish...: 38

Adventurous...: has more partners than you ever will

Athletic...: flat chested

Average looking:....: ugly

Beautiful....: pathological liar

Contagious smile:....Bring your penicillin

Educated.....: college dropout

Emotionally secure......: medicated

Feminist.....: Fat ball-buster

Free Spirit....: substance abuser

Frendship First....attempting to live down a reputation as a slut

Fun.....: annoying

Gentle.....: comatose

Good listner.....: borderline autistic

New-Age.....: all body hair, all the time

Old fashioned......lights out, missionary position only

Open minded.....: desperate

Outgoing:..... loud

Passionate..... loud

Poet............ depressive schizophrenic

Redhead......... shops in the Clairol section

Rubenesque..........grossly fat

Romantic.....looks good only in candle light

Wants soul mate......a step away from stalking

Young at heart....... your grandmothers friend in middle school

Widow............nagged first husband to death


Was it good? bad?