One Liners.....ahh those jokes that are short, but the amount of laughs are immense in size.


So enjoy...

**The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

**I know money can't buy me happiness, all i'm asking is a chance to prove it.

**I don't approve of political jokes....I have seen way too many of them get elected

**If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see all those dead rabbits on the highway?

**Remember: Half the people you meet are below average