A blonde walked into a store. She told the clerk, "Sir, I'd like to buy that tv over there." "Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes." he said.
She dyed her hair brown, and went to the store the next day.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that tv over there." "Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes." how does he know i'm a blonde? She couldn't figure it out. So she dyed her hair red. She went back to the store.

"Sir, I'd like to buy that tv over there."
"We don't sell those to blondes." he said
"Ugghhh! How'd you know I'm a blonde?!"
"'Cause that's a microwave, not a tv."

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