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hell to hell
Hi Friends..
One politician, one thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how
everybody is doing there."
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how
much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my
group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how
much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT
friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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"Calling hell to hell is local"
Now Get Back to hell again :)) !!!
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