>SARDAR JOKES>>
1. Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings.>He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was>here?">*************************************** ***********>
2. Did you hear about the Sardar who signed all>his cheques so that no one else could use them if he lost his>cheque book?>******************************************** *********>3.
Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him>all their burnt out light bulbs?>He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.>**************************************** **************>
4. A Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines
>down the middle of a highway.>On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles;
>the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the
>Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
>He replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting>farther away from the paint can.">
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>5. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?>>They're there for those who don't drink.>
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7. Ms. Singh went to a swimming pool in a bra & panty.>The coach says: Ma'm, here a 2 piece costume is not allowed.>Ms Singh: So, which one shall I remove?>****************************************** ************************************************** ******************************>10. Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu,>one a Muslim, and the other a Singh. The only way back home was to>swim>100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.>The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim.>He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.>Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and he too>drowned.>The Singh thought he could make it all the way, so he started>swimming.>He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the>way back to the island.>****************************************** *************************>
11. Two Singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some>sandwiches>out of their pockets and started to eat them.>"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the>pub-owner.>So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.>