Doity Boid


This spinster was really lonely so she went to the pet shop to get a pet. The owner convinced her to buy a parrot. She buys the parrot, goes home and tries to teach him to talk with no success.

On Sunday she goes to church with the parrot on her shoulder. As soon as the minister begins the sermon, the parrot pipes up "Damn cold in here." The spinster is mortified and immediately goes home with the parrot.

Next Sunday, same thing, minister starts sermon, parrot says "Damn cold in here." Well this is just too much for the spinster. She takes the parrot back to the pet shop and says I can't keep him, he swears in church. The pet show owner says, Look I know how to cure him of that. Next time he swears, grab him by his ankles, spin him around quickly 3 times and put him back on your shoulder. That should cure him.

So next Sunday, off she goes to church with the parrot on her shoulder. The minister starts the sermon and the parrot says "Damn cold in here." The spinster grabs him by his ankles, spins him around 3 times and puts him back on her shoulder.

And the parrot then says "And It's fucking windy too."