A man recovers the knowledge in a hospital after an accident of car. They have done a long operation to him and when he recovers the conscience he meets the doctor examining him. - Gentleman, I have to give you two news: the good and different bad one. Which does want first?
- Say to me first the bad one.
- We had to cut your legs to be able to save you.
- Oh, shit! And the good one?
- That now you will be able to presume from that the cock comes to him up to the floor.