A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist,
"Doctor, I'm in one heck of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it-- I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself,
"My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using
anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asked him,
"Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth of yours hurts."