Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.shouting "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an answer,"Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He
then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the other Indian what it was all about.
"Was he crazy or what?"
The other Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when a
man sees a cave, he hollers 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into
the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful girl
in there waiting for mating."
Just then they came upon another cave. The other Indian ran up to the cave,
stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Soon enough, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman was left alone and wandered around in the woods for a while.
He then saw a third large cave. He was amazed at the size of the huge
opening.
So he thinks, "Hoo, man ! Look at the size of this cave, much bigger than
the two the Indians found earlier. There must be some really fine
women inside."
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the other man before, he heard a even bigger
"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. He did not come out for a long long
time.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN

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