Santa Singh was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quickly rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there to told him, "Give me the fingers and Ill see what I can do".

Santa said, "But I dont have the fingers!"

"What! You dont have the fingers!?", said the doctor, "You should have brought them to me. We have all kinds of operations we could have done like microsurgery and stuff. We could have put them back as good as new."

Santa said, "But Doc, I couldnt pick them up."