The speeding ticket

3 men were speeding down a highway. a cop pulled them over and said "i’ll let you off this time but next time i’ll have to give you a ticket" he next day they were speeding again and the same cop pulled them over and said "i have to give you a ticket, unless under one condition, all your penises equal up to 10 inches"

The first man’s penis was 5 he was very proud. the second man’s penis was 4. the third man’s penis was 1. the first man said "if it wasnt for me we would have got a ticket" the third man said "no, we were luckly, i was getting a hard-on"