Young Love

Little Bobby was in love with Little Susie who lived next door. One
day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced, "I'm in love with
Susie, and we're getting married".

Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions. "Where will you live?"
asked Susie's dad.

"Well," explained Bobby, "Susie has a playhouse in the backyard, so
we're gonna live there."

"How are you going to make money to support her?" asked the dad.

"Well," said Bobby, "Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a
week. That should be more than enough!"

"Well," asked Susie's dad, "what about children?"

"Oh, we have that figured out already." explained Bobby. "Whenever
Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"