Two men were out fishing in a boat on a windy day. One of the men decided to light up a cigar, but the wind was too strong for his matches to work. His friend noticed his difficulties and handed a long BIC lighter to try. The smoker was astonished at the size of this lighter. It had to of been twelve inches long at least. He asked his friend "where did you get this??"
The man replied "if I told you, you wouldn't believe me" So the guy lit up his cigar and began puffing away. After a while, curiosity got the best of him and he asked again where the man got the lighter from. The man replied "ok, Ill tell you, but you are not going to believe me" "Tell me anyways" "OK, my genie gave it to me" The smoker sat back and said "Man, do you expect me to believe that you have a genie??" So the man with the lighter reached into his tool box and pulled out a genie, setting him on the side of the boat. The man was astounded, then asked the man if he could ask the genie to grant him a wish. "Sure" he said. The man thought for a second and said "Ok, I want a million bucks" "GRANTED!!" said the genie. All of a sudden the sky grew black and a million ducks started falling into the boat and into the lake. "what the hell, I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks!!" "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, my genie has a little bit of a hearing problem...........................Do you really think that I asked for a twelve inch BIC?"