Diploma
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An old lady is pushing a pram with her grandchild in it at the
supermarket.

Every time she puts an item in the trolley she says: "Here's a little
something for you Diploma".

The shopkeeper who was watching her all the while, finally asks her why
she calls her grandchild "Diploma".

The old woman replies: "Because I sent my daughter to university and
this is what she came with..."

LOVE VICHU