*Darwin Mayflower: I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
(Hudson Hawk)

*John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus.
Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus.
Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that?
(Die Hard: With a Vengeance)

*You are as useful as a catflap in an elephant house.
(actor in an episode of Blackadder)

*Lord Percy: The fashion these days is towards the tiny...
Blackadder: Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
(from Blackadder the 2nd)

*Prince George : No wait Blackadder. Perhaps this disgusting degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise.
Blackadder : Well if he is it's a very good disguise.
(from Blackadder the 3rd)

*Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund: No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
(from Blackadder the 2nd)

*Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I've made you all wet.
Bond: Yes, but my Martini's still dry.
(Never say never again)

*Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
Brett: What?
Jules: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
(Pulp Fiction)

*Grant: You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time!
John McClane: Story of my life.
(Die Hard 2)