ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


BLESS ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED. I HAVE BEEN WITH A LOOSE WOMAN
THE PRIEST ASK "IS THAT YOU LITTLE JOHNNY PARISI ?

YES FATHER IT IS.

AND WHO WAS THE WOMEN YOU WERE WITH?

I CAN'T TELL YOU FATHER. I DONT WANT TO RUIN HER REPUTATION.

WELL JOHNNY I WILL FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER, SO YOU MAY AS WELL TELL ME NOW .

WAS IT TINA MINETTI ?

I CANT SAY FATHER

WAS IT TRESSA VOLPE?

I WILL NEVER TELL FATHER

WAS IT NINA CAPELI?

I AM SORRY FATHER I CANNOT TELL HER NAME

WAS IT CATHY PIRIANO?

MY LIPS ARE SEALED FATHER

WAS IT ROAS De ANGELO THEN ?

PLEASE FATHER I CANNOT TELL YOU.

THE PRIEST SIGNS IN FRUSTRATION...YOU ARE VERY TIGHT LIPPED JOHNNY
PARISI & I ADMIRE THAT. BUT YOU HAVE SINNED & YOU HAVE TO ATONE.
YOU CANNOT ATTEND CHURCH FOR 4 MONTHS. NOW GO & BEHAVE URSELF.

LITTLE JOHNNY GOES TO HIS PEW & HIS FRIEND NINO SLIDES NEXT TO HIM &
WHISPERS TO HIM

WHAT DID YOU GET?

JOHNNY SAYS

" FOUR MONTHS VACATION & FIVE GOOD LEADS"