Computer Jokes

A woman rings up a computing hotline
Woman:hello
Employee:hello, what seems to be the problem?
W:I was just typing on my computer, and it just went dark
E:dark?
W:the screen went black
E:can you see the start button in the bottom left hand corner?
W:no the whole thing is black
E:is the monitor still connected to the computer?
W: pardon?
E:is the screen still connected to the computer via USB?
W:whats a USB?
E:like a wire
W:well it's in the monitor but i can't see if it's in the computer
E:can you look?
W:i'll try
(pause)
E:so?
W: i can't see
E:lean over a bit
W:no it's not that, it's because it's dark
E:dark?
W:the only light in the room is coming from the window
E:well turn on the light switch then
W:i can't there's a power cut
E: ok i see the problem, do you still have the packaging for the computer?
W:yes, but is it really that bad?
E:i'm afraid it is, pack it all up and send it back
W: ok then, what do i tell them
E:tell them your to stupid to own a computer

this one isn't true

A man ring a computing hotline and says there's a problem, the employee says, "ok can you see the start button in the bottom left corner of your screen?"
the man says "wow! how can you see my computer from there?"

i had more but been a while since i read them :)