Le Rumaila's Jokes

[lerumaila]

Eik pathan apne raksha k pas khara tha
eik admi ne aa kar poocha sadar bazar jao ge ?
pathan. Chala to jaon per mera raksha k pas kon khara ho ga..?

[lerumaila]

Arz kia hy
wo mur k humay dekh rahy thy or hum unhain,



Wo mur k humay dekh rahay thay aur hum unhain,



q k exam main na unhain kuch ata tha or na humain;-)

[lerumaila]

Ek Charsi Riksha mein Betha aur bola:
"liberty chowk Chalo"

Rikshay Wala:Tm liberty chowk pe hi Ho
Charsi:Ye Lo 50 Rupy or Ainda Itna Taiz Riksha Mat Chalana.

[lerumaila]

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha
Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari?
Pathan: o yara 1 banda samne aagaya tha to brake marne ka time nhi tha
Humara asisstant ne bola k is k upar chara do.
Wakel: phir?
Pathan:bas wo banda patri se utar gya

[Travodeawsome]

lol sup brothers!!!