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  1. 03-05-2009, 11:02 PM #1
    divdal3
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    20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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  2. 03-05-2009, 11:03 PM #2
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    A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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  3. 03-05-2009, 11:03 PM #3
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    BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!
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  4. 03-05-2009, 11:04 PM #4
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    Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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  5. 04-07-2009, 07:11 PM #5
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    20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
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