THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .
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Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *
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Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
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Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad