An old man sits on a park bench crying as people pass by in shock, a young adult man name Chris stops by and looks at him and says hello. The old man looks up still wheeping uncotrollibly. The man asks the eldier person "why are you crying?, is a beauitful day the suns out, and theres not a cloud in the sky". The old man looks at him and replies "yeah i know, todays even my birthday". "wow" said chris still looking puzzled, "well then whats wrong". The old man responded "its my birthday today, i just turned 60, i have the hottest blonde beautiful wife whose only 25, we have sex 4 for times a day, and im rich. "well then whats wrong asked the man?". The old man looks at him while sobbing " I FORGOT WERE I LIVE "

-scrup