Marriage Jokes

[rameshxavier]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
if he could arrange a divorce for him - 'very quick.'

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend
on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: 'Have you any grounds?'

POLE: 'JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.'

LAWYER: 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?'

POLE: 'It made of concrete.'

LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?'

POLE: 'No, we have carport, and not need one.'

LAWYER: 'I mean, What are your relations like?'

POLE: 'All my relations still in Poland.'

LAWYER: 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

POLE: 'Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.'

LAW YER: Does your wife beat you up?'

POLE: 'No, I always up before her.'

LAWYER: 'Is your wife a nagger?'

POLE: 'No, she white.'

LAWYER: 'WHY do you want this divorce?'

POLE: 'She going to kill me.'

LAWYER: 'What makes you think that?'

POLE: 'I got proof.


LAWYER: 'What kind of proof?'

POLE: 'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'.'

[alexisj]

I'd really love the joke guys...
Hahaha...it's really funny...

That's why I don't want a partner like that..
So thrilling and yet...so frightening..!

I'm gonna get a copy of that !

[belablasko]

hi.
nice joke

1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
2. There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
3. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

[llaulon]

rofl very nice haha. Thanks for the share

[vogeler]

It's so funny.
Thanks so much for sharing!!!
Any more???

[deanclan]

rofl nice really funny xD

[blackpantha]

LOL, that was funny xD

[Deanz]

ROFL....! cracked me...
nice jokes mate, thanks for this.

[medoamer]

Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[kurobakaito]

Oh !! it so funny ~~