Results 1 to 10 of 67

Thread: Sardar Jokes

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    1

    Angry

    Hi,
    Nice one!!

    Once pathan beaten sardar, because sardar wanted to marry Pathan's daughter....
    After that sardar standup and said, so I think your answer is NO!!

    Nelson

    Raleigh Self Storage Units

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    india,kerala-god's own country
    Posts
    14,007

    Default Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

    The questions are as follows:

    1) How long was the 100 yr war?
    A) 116
    B) 99
    C) 100
    D) 150

    Sardar says "I will skip this"


    2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
    A) BRASIL
    B) CHILE
    C) PANAMA
    D) EQUADOR

    Sardar asks for help from the University students


    3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    A) JANUARY
    B) SEPTEMBER
    C) OCTOBER
    D) NOVEMBER

    Sardar asks for help from general public


    4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
    A) EDER
    B) ALBERT
    C) GEORGE
    D) MANOEL

    Sardar asks for lucky cards


    5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
    A) CANARY BIRD
    B) KANGAROO
    C) PUPPY
    D) RAT

    Sardar gives up.


    If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
    please check the answers below:

    1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
    2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
    3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
    4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
    5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

    Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •