Hahahah.........

[shweta]

Mr.Bean Science

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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure
Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

[shweta]

Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

[shweta]

Sexy elephant figure

In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!”

[rameshxavier]

Ha haha Good jokes

[shweta]

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.
He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”
Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”
The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”
Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

[Arson]

These are really funny jokes! I laughed pretty hard.

[shweta]

The taxi driver & S.T Peter

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

“Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the priest. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.”
“Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone pray

[yanivc5]

good jokes!

[Fantasier]

Hahaha, Very fun. I love it!

[kurobakaito]

Ha haha Good jokes