Hahahah.........

**shweta** · 09-19-2009, 10:35 AM

Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

**shweta** · 09-19-2009, 10:37 AM

Sexy elephant figure

In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!”

**rameshxavier** · 09-19-2009, 10:59 AM

Ha haha Good jokes

**shweta** · 09-19-2009, 11:48 AM

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.
He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”
Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”
The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”
Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

**Arson** · 09-19-2009, 04:54 PM

These are really funny jokes! I laughed pretty hard.

**shweta** · 09-19-2009, 05:10 PM

The taxi driver & S.T Peter

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

“Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the priest. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.”
“Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone pray

**rameshxavier** · 09-21-2009, 05:12 AM

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

**yanivc5** · 09-27-2009, 06:24 PM

good jokes!

**shweta** · 09-29-2009, 04:50 AM

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt
Still people say
This is men’s world