Hahahah.........

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:39 AM

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. :)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:41 AM

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:44 AM

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:47 AM

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 09:38 AM

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 09:46 AM

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

**rameshxavier** · 09-23-2009, 10:15 AM

Teacher: who wants to go to heaven (all the students put their hands up. But little Ben doesn't)

Teacher: Ben, You don't want to go to heaven

Ben:Yes I do, but my mother warned me to come straight back home after school