Hahahah.........

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:39 AM

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. :)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:41 AM

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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.
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“You are so beautiful”:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:44 AM

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 05:47 AM

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha:)

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 09:38 AM

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 09:46 AM

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

**rameshxavier** · 09-23-2009, 10:15 AM

Teacher: who wants to go to heaven (all the students put their hands up. But little Ben doesn't)

Teacher: Ben, You don't want to go to heaven

Ben:Yes I do, but my mother warned me to come straight back home after school

**rameshxavier** · 09-23-2009, 10:21 AM

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next…Q

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…one more..
Now,

Next…Q
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
!!! Cool down…

Next…Q
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 10:23 AM

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

**shweta** · 09-23-2009, 10:24 AM

Ants will finish you

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.