Hahahah.........

**shweta** · 09-29-2009, 07:51 AM

sardar went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! friend puliyude kannil manne vari ittu.
Frnd: oodikko??
Sardar: njanethine odanam nee alle manne vaary ittathe..!!!

**shweta** · 10-01-2009, 07:03 AM

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

**shweta** · 10-01-2009, 07:18 AM

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

**shweta** · 10-02-2009, 06:37 AM

If students get wrong concept

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:
“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”
When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.
“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 06:22 AM

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 06:22 AM

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 08:10 AM

Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved.
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them!!!!