Hahahah.........

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 06:22 AM

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 06:22 AM

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 08:10 AM

Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved.
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them!!!!

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 08:11 AM

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...

He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Dont discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife... What did the doctor say?

You are going to die, she replied.

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 10:43 AM

One day Santa Singh goes to hunt in the jungle there he sees a tiger. As he is about to shoot the tiger.
The tiger says "Stop".
Can't you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written "shooting is a crime".
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says "Why?. Now you cant read whats written there".
"NO" says the tiger "I am illiterate".

**rameshxavier** · 10-03-2009, 10:47 AM

A person dies.relatives of person wants to have a photo of a dead person. they called photographer and tell him to click photo. whenever he gets ready to click photo, relatives of expired person starting beating him.the reason is that before clicking,he asked the dead body-"SMILE PLEASE".