Hahahah.........

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 11:10 AM

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just cant face each other, but they still stay together!!!

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 11:16 AM

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but halfthe time they are the problem.

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

**shweta** · 10-03-2009, 11:20 AM

5 reasons why India succeeds at 20-20 format and regularly fails in cricket ODIs and tests.

The average Indian movie lasts 3 hours and so this form of the game makes the Indian player feel right at home.

Indians play better when they know they are paid the same for doing lesser than usual.

Indians hold their nerve in shorter versions of anything!!!

Indians are better when the premium is on speed of scoring rather than the size of their score!!

Indians succeed when the climax is not that far away from the start!!!

**rijos** · 10-06-2009, 06:58 AM

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just cant face each other, but they still stay together!!!

hahahhahah.......GREAT JOKE dear

**shweta** · 10-07-2009, 03:09 PM

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !