Funny S M S Messages

**divdal3** · 03-05-2009, 11:03 PM

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

**divdal3** · 03-05-2009, 11:03 PM

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!

**divdal3** · 03-05-2009, 11:04 PM

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

**gokkasten** · 04-07-2009, 07:11 PM

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

**scrup** · 04-13-2009, 05:47 AM

john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"

ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman ;)

"love, peace, and everything good"

**cyberslime** · 05-01-2009, 03:02 PM

"I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"

**filisfigo** · 06-05-2009, 03:43 PM

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

☻At this moment i have a dÃ©jÃ* vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.