Hahahah.........

**vani** · 12-13-2009, 06:38 AM

One day a cowboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So the cowboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake.suddenly the snake spoke.
"Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes!"
The cowboy put away his gun and said " All right then, I want a face like Tom Cruz, a body like Arnold Swanzkaure, and sexual equipment like the horse that i am riding."
The horse looked at the cowboy and said "All right when you get back to your cabin you will have these three wishes."
So the cowboy spun his horse around and raced back to his cabin when he got there he ran inside and looked in the mirror. And he had a face likeTom Cruz, So then he ripped off his shirt and he had a body like Arnold. Getting really exicited he pulled down his pants and...
"Oh Shit I forgot I was ridding the mare!"

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:17 PM

Teacher: who is a terrorist?
Student: terrorist is a tourist who celebrates diwali in our country. :)

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:22 PM

MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
That's Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:25 PM

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !