A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"

Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.

A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4
asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat

Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.