Hahahah.........

[sherlyk]

Good Joke...........shwethaaaa :)

[shweta]

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

[shweta]

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

[shweta]

Fill in the blank...

Im ur .....
friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-
Best of all Reply is a must...

[shweta]

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain't In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You :)

[couddifuppy]

What's up, I'm new.

[shweta]

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

[shweta]

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

[surapanr]

Great Joke"""

[vineesh]

IDI MINNAL
tintu mon: innu muthal idi minnal inte koode idi undavilla..

achan: athenthada?

tintu mon: pathrathil vartha kandu."idi" minnalettu marichennu


PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”


INTERVIEW
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!


BUS STOP
Tintumon at a bus stop….
A man asked: “Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo?”
Tintumon: “Ariyilla, Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu….”