Hahahah.........

[shweta]

Fill in the blank...

Im ur .....
friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-
Best of all Reply is a must...

[shweta]

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain't In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You :)

[couddifuppy]

What's up, I'm new.

[shweta]

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

[shweta]

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

[surapanr]

Great Joke"""

[vineesh]

IDI MINNAL
tintu mon: innu muthal idi minnal inte koode idi undavilla..

achan: athenthada?

tintu mon: pathrathil vartha kandu."idi" minnalettu marichennu


PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”


INTERVIEW
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!


BUS STOP
Tintumon at a bus stop….
A man asked: “Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo?”
Tintumon: “Ariyilla, Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu….”

[vineesh]

PRACTICAL EXAM
Tintumon attended bio practical exam..
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.

Examiner: u fail.

Whats ur name ?

Tintumon: See my leg & tell.



DOCTOR
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.


SAMAYAM
Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon:
Samayam parayamo?
Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam.
Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon:
Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para
Achan: Iswara!!


APARA BUDHI
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka - “Kriyathmagam”

Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…


GEOGRAPHY
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte.
Ennittu padickam !”


MATHEMATICS
Tintumon was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”

Tintumon answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”

[vineesh]

RESULT
Meenu: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Tintumon: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.


KAVITHA
Dundumon: Cheruppam muthale kavitha enteyoru weakness anu…Ninakko??
Tintumon: Kavitha mathramalla avalude aniyathimarum ente weakness ayirunnu!


DRIVING
Tintu in driving school
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu
Aashan:- 1st Engotta?
Tintumon:-First Mamante Veettil Pokam


GOOD NEWS
Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu!
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?


PROGRESS REPORT
TEACHER: Eda Tintu.. Da Ninte Progress Report.. mothom MOTTAYA… oru vandi vilichh veetttil etichoo…
TINTUMON: Sheri…. Athil teacher “HANDLE WITH CARE” ennu koodi ezuthikkoo…. Appan chilappo eduthu eriyumm……


LOKAVASAANAM
Teacher: Lokam avasanikkunna divasam bhayankara idiyum minnalum undakum..
Tintumon: annu school uchakk vidumo teachere?


NJAN AARA?
Tintumon gundumolod : ” Aa principal enthoru mandanaa ”
Gundumol : (deshyathode) ” Njan aaranennu aryamo ?”
Tintumon : “Illaa.. ”
Gundumol: ” Njan principalinte molaa ”
Tintumon : ” Ohooo.. enna njan aaranenu aryamo ??”
Gundumol : “Illa.. aaraa ?? ”

Tintumon : “Rakshapettuu !!! “


SATHYAM
Tintumon: Njann innalai cricket bat kondu T.V. thalli pottichu..Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju..Pakshe achan ennai onnum cheythilla..
Teacher: Kando..atha Sathyathinte vila ..
Tintumon: Kuntham..Appozhum cricket bat entai kaiyil undarunnu,atha achan mindanjathu


V_GUARD
tintumol: tv poyi, ac poyi, fridge poyi ellam poyi..
tintumon: v-guard stabilizer illa alle?
tintumol: illa..

tintumon: nannayi, allenkil athum poyene….


LOAN FROM BANK
Manager:ningalkku bank Interest illathe anu panam tharunnathu..
Tintumon: Enikk thirich adakkaanum valiya interest onnumilla..!!!

TRANSISTOR
‘viva’kku chennirunna tintu monodu external:
“This is transistor. I dont know anything about this. Can you explain?”

Tintumon: “Sir nte avastha thanneyaanu enikkum. dont know anything.”


IN BAR
Tintumonum Achanum Achante Friendum Bar-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu. “Entha Achaa… Achante Friend Beer kudikkukayille?”


TEACHER
Behind every successful student there is one good teacher.
But what about failed student?

Tintu mon: A beautiful teacher..!

[annie]

Enjoyed the jokes..
Thanks