Crazy jokes

[sherlyk]

Easy Money

This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs. When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.
"I'll give you $500 if you'll drop the towel," Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.
Before she could say a word, her husband yelled out, "Hey, was that Rob with the $500 he owes me?"

[sherlyk]

Confession

Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.


Her pale lips moved. "Jake," she said quietly.


"Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk."


But she insisted. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I must confess."


"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right."


"No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you."


Jake stroked her hand, squeezed it and sobbingly told her, "Now Becky, don't be concerned. I know all about it," he cried uncontrollably. "Why else would I poison you?"