GOAT

if you're a Goat... you're mild-mannered and gentle, compassionate and understanding, kind hearted and sincere, peaceful and adaptable, lucky and generous, graceful and romantic, creative and elegant, a survivor who has great passive endurance, and a follower who will always find someone to keep you in style ...
But you're also... undisciplined and irresponsible, timid and weak-willed, withdrawn and pessimistic, wheedling and indecisive, supersensitive and self-pitying, self-indulgent and bad with money, sulky and always late, irresponsible and generous with other people's property, capricious and lacking in self-control, and always in need of a bossy person to keep you up to the mark!