• What goes up; but never come down?
Age.

• What always follows a dog?
It’s tail.

• Why will the world not come to an end?
Because it is round.

• Can u tell me the cheapest way of seeing the world?
Buying a map

• Why is the letter N the most Powerful letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT (An explosive Tri Nitro Touluene)

• What question can never be answered by yes?
Are you sleeping?

• Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
To the retail shop.

• What can you make that can’t be seen?
Noise