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[annie]

Call to technical support

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller: Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?

Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.




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[annie]

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

[annie]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, Than Man asked the Director 'How
do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the
hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a

teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the

bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' The man said. 'A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?'

[annie]

The " Y " Generation :

People born between 1925 and 1945....Are called...
The Silent Generation

People born between 1946 and 1964...Are called....
The Baby Boomers

People born between 1965 and 1982...Are called....
Generation X.

People born after 1983...Are called....
Generation Y

BUT.........Y
Why do we call the last group of people...Generation Y ?
I had no idea until I saw this caricaturist's explanation!
A picture is worth a thousand words!
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[annie]

[annie]

Dear, i love u very much. Please understand me.
Dont try to avoid me. Atleast see me once in a week.
yours lovingly,
"soap" & "tooth paste.Ha ha...

[annie]

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

They loved & bgot married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!