Tintu Mon Joks

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Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

[rameshxavier]

Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

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Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

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Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

[rameshxavier]

Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil
Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu
Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.

[rameshxavier]

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

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Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

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Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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Breaking news

Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

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Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.

Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”

Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”

Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”

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“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
sweekarikkane.”

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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

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“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU മോന്*

[rameshxavier]

Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

[rameshxavier]

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!


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Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….


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Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”


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Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?



Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...


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Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?

kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu

Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichu

koottukaran:- enthada?

Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyippo

nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?

[rameshxavier]

Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenu

Achan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.

Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanu

Tintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)

kalakiyittundu...

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Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.

Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........

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Tintu in Electronics Lab

Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya vridhan:-"puttundo kazhikan?"


tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"


vridhan:-"ethokeya?"


tintumon:-"input-um output-um"


vridhan:- "randum oro plate poratte"