Crazy jokes

[riebe]

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

[ranzoh]

hahaha that's good!

[MLMusic]

ha haa its very gooddd

[Tagathe]

　　An American actress came to China for the first time. One day when she was looking for her new Chinese friend after a performance, she came across an anxious Chinese who had always wanted to practice his English with native speakers, but had never found the chance. When he saw the actress, he went up and exchanged greetings, then started his practice.

　　“How old are you?”

　　“I’m sorry. Please don’t ask a lady about her age,” the actress said uneasily.

　　“How much do you earn each month?” the Chinese tried hard to recall this sentence from his textbook.

　　“Sorry again. We don’t feel like telling others about that either, “ she again refused to answer.

　　“Have you had lunch?” the Chinese tried again to show his traditional way of greeting.

　　“No, are you planning to treat me to a meal?’ she asked in surprise.

[Tagathe]

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

[tk-hassan]

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.