Top Jokes

**creativetechproductions** · 05-17-2010, 12:24 AM

We are starting the joke faceoff today.Post now and post with all your might. May the poster win. POST POST POST POST

**Jay Jay** · 06-16-2010, 01:22 AM

Just as I thought that I actually met the dumbest person on earth, I saw you walk by... That made me giggle.

**Jay Jay** · 06-16-2010, 01:23 AM

Yeah but seriously... This whole forum section is about Jokes, your just making yourself look like a loser by creating a thread like this. I suggest you delete it, save yourself the embarrasment.

**annie** · 06-16-2010, 05:49 AM

Bill Gates after dinner gave 5$ as tip to the waiter..

Waiter: Sir! yesterday you son gave me 50$ as tip and you give only 5$ ?

Bill Gates: Yes, because he is the son of millionaire and i am the son of Farmer...

**minisoji** · 06-16-2010, 06:19 AM

Sardar Jokes

1)A man jumped into sea and never came out. A second man jumped into that sea and he also never came out. Sardar was watching this whole scene from a distance he concluded a result from his observation "HUMAN BEING IS SOLUBLE IN WATER"

2)2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. / Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.