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[annie]

Punishment for A Girl & A Boy.. What is a best punishment for a girl ?

Give her new clothes, matching jewelery & nice cosmetics..

and then

Lock her in a room without a mirror..

What is a best punishment for a boy ?

Give him a mobile with a lot of girls phone numbers & unlimited credit..

and then

Put him in a place where there's no network..

[annie]

What women do after an accident?

Turn off the ignition?

NO


Get away from the car in case it explodes?


NO



Call 911 on her cell phone?

NO

Call ambulance??? ???

CERTAINLY NOT.



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[annie]

[annie]

1. (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


4. (ANYTIME.)..

[ranzoh]

lol thanks