Crazy jokes

[betheman]

three ants were walking in the ground, ...
first ant told: 2 ants are following me
second ant told: 2 ants are following me
third ant told: 2 ants are following me

what is the problem with these ants?

answer: the ants were walking in a circular line

[teksklub]

the atom walks into a bar depressed and says...
i think i lost an electron
and barthender asks him:
"Are you sure?"
he replies: "I'm POSITIVE"

[teksklub]

happyness is an exponential function. you always nedd more to be happy.

[shlomih]

good one XD

[sherlyk]

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."




Keywords: crazy jokes, jokes, funny jokes

[genesis94]

these jokes made me lol big time